Alex Cranz
Theme by escapetothemoon


Obama on why Trump is going after him:

This all dates back to when we were growing up in Kenya…





Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Bart ran against Martin and everyone loved him and they all went to celebrate his assured win but then no one voted except Martin and that wierd pasty kid and Martin won?
THIS IS WHY YOU VOTE.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Bart ran against Martin and everyone loved him and they all went to celebrate his assured win but then no one voted except Martin and that wierd pasty kid and Martin won?

THIS IS WHY YOU VOTE.






"He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia."

Fox’s Liz Cheney attacks President Obama over a country that doesn’t exist anymore (via mediamattersforamerica)

I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.

(via mohandasgandhi)

History is hard. :/

(via westminstergaby)

Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is. 

(via savagemike)

Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.

(via iandsharman)

He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he? 

(via spastasmagoria)

He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.

(via alexandraerin)

When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.





My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office. 

barackobama:

iluisindustries:

the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!

Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.

Things the official  Obama tumblr reblogs.