Obama on why Trump is going after him:
This all dates back to when we were growing up in Kenya…
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Bart ran against Martin and everyone loved him and they all went to celebrate his assured win but then no one voted except Martin and that wierd pasty kid and Martin won?
THIS IS WHY YOU VOTE.
I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.
History is hard. :/
Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is.
Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.
He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he?
He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.
When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.
the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!
Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.
Things the official Obama tumblr reblogs.